How to make a silk purse out of a sow's ear -

Can't be done.  It would still smell like a hog.


Our Pres. should be separated  from  his children,  caged in a box about the length and width

of his red tie,  fed fries and burgers through the wire mesh, and have no access to his TEXT.

He could  watch his impeachment  on T.V.  !