I don't smoke and I don't chew...
And I don't go with the boys that do.
I ran into a High School Class-mate, not long ago,
I asked how she was doing.
She said, " My new husband brought me this beautiful diamond ring."
I said, "Fantastic".
He bought me this beautiful mink coat.
I said,"fantastic."
He took me on a wonderful trip around the world.
I said, Fantastic.
Then she asked me what I had been doing since High School.
I said that I had been to Finishing School....
They taught me to say--"Fantastic", instead of "Bull Shit".
Peter Paul Rubens, 1577-1640 (Flemish Painter) felt that voluptuous nude women would make
a nice painting.
Democratic law prohibits an invasion of privacy thru secret cameras without approval
of the Supreme Court.
To Trump: "Here's your hat, Whats the hurry?"