Tuesday, December 29, 2020

The Casual Observer---12/29/20

 I don't smoke  and I don't chew...

And I don't go with the boys that do.



I ran into a High  School Class-mate, not long ago,


I asked how she was doing.

She said, " My new husband brought me this beautiful diamond ring."

I said, "Fantastic".

He bought me this beautiful mink coat.

I said,"fantastic."

He took me on a wonderful trip around the world.

I said, Fantastic.

Then she asked me what I had been doing since High School.

I said that I had been to  Finishing School....

They taught me to say--"Fantastic", instead of "Bull Shit".


Peter Paul Rubens, 1577-1640 (Flemish Painter) felt that  voluptuous nude women would make 

a nice painting.  


Democratic law prohibits an invasion of privacy thru  secret cameras without approval

of the Supreme  Court.


To Trump:  "Here's your hat,  Whats the hurry?"