The Good News and the Bad News

Dr. Right/Wing/Nut goes into the Recovery Room to see His Patient.  Dr. Nut  tells His Patient that he

has good news and bad news for him.  Dr. Nut asks ,  "What do you want to hear first?"  His Patient

says,  "Well,  give me the bad news first."  Dr. Nut says, " I have cut off the wrong leg."

"Tell me Dr. Nut, What is the good news?"

Dr. Nut,  "The good news is ---your bad leg is going to be O.K."



The Good News:  The Government will be up and running tomorrow!

The Bad News:  The 16 day exercise in stupidity cost the American Citizens $24 BILLION!!