Bad Jokes

Don Hasler Jokes from the 1950s:


Sign:  Lost Dog:  One eye, 3 legs, no tail, castrated;  Answers to the name of "Lucky".



Right /Wing/ Nut goes to his Dr. complaining of a terrible head ache.  He said he's tried everything.

The Dr. told the man that the only answer was to be castrated..  The head-aches were so bad that

he agreed.  Several months later  the man went to his tailor to order a new suit.  He was measured for

the new suit.  Then the shirt.  The tailor said he would take a 17&1/2" Neck .  The man said," No, No,

I've always taken a 17" Neck."   " No, No",  said the Tailor ,"Your neck measures -171/2"  If I give

you a shirt with a 17" neck you will will have terrible head-aches. "