Old Jokes

Don Hasler's old dark jokes as I remember:

Many a day  a Factory Worker left the factory pushing a wheel- borrow filled with saw dust.
On those days  the guard at the exit door would search through the saw dust to make sure that the
Factory Worker was not stealing anything .  Years went by.  And years the Worker's wheel borrow
filled with saw dust was searched.
After both the factory worker and the guard retired the two men ran into each other at a local Pub.
The Guard said to the Worker, " I know you were stealing something--all those years, but I could
never figure out what it was.  Would you tell me, now--I won't tell.  The Worker smiled and replied,
"Wheel-borrows."


A friend of Don's told Don that his Father had taught him how to swim in the St.Clair River by
taking him out in a row boat and throwing him over-board and yelling "Sink or Swim."
Don said to the kid, "Gee,  You must have been scared!   "Nah, Swimming to shore was  easy,
Getting out of the gunny sack was the hard part."


This prisoner had been in jail for forty years.  The prisoner, while in jail, to pass the time , had
taught an ant to do summersaults, and back flips, and hand stands.  He kept his pet ant in a match box.
The convict was finally  released from prison.  He went into a nearby bar and ordered a beer.  The Ex-Con pulled out the match-box in which he kept his pet ant.  He wanted to show the bar-tender his pet ant.
The ant crawled out of the box.....the ex-con said to the bar-tender..."See this ant?" And the
bar tender said,    "Yup, and came down heavy with his big hand, "Got him."