Tuesday, November 15, 2011

CLASS - NOT SO MUCH

CLASS                                                              NOT SO MUCH



SQUEAKY  CLEAN                                        THE LOCKER ROOM SMELL
FROM TIP TO TOE                                         "The rankest compound of villanous smell, that ever offended the nostril."   -Wm. Shakespeare -"The Merry Wives of Winsor,  Act III, Sec.5, Line 95


CLOTHES IMPECCABLE                               No mirror, no wash machine.

SHARP HAIR CUT                                           YOUR BARBER DIED

RAM-ROD GOOD POSTURE                         SLOUCHING

WEIGHT PROPORTIONATE                          CAN'T SAY NO TO FOOD

EXERCISE IS IN YOUR ROUTINE                COUCH POTATO

VOICE MODULATED                                      LOUD AND YELLING

GOOD GRAMMAR                                           SUBSTANDARD /SLANG

CONVERSATION - PLEASANT                     RUDE/VULGAR

SPIRITUALITY                                                  NO MORAL COMPASS

GOALS                                                                ADRIFT

ATTITUDE OF GRATITUDE                           PESSIMISTIC