Oh you can't get to heaven
...in Pa's old car--
cause the gal darn thing
Won't go that far.
Ain't gunna grieve my Lord no more.
(Repeat.)
You can't get to heaven
wearing powder and paint
Cause the good Lord "don't" like
ya' being what you ain't.
Ain't gunna grieve my Lord no more.
(repeat.)
(4-H and Methodist Camp song.)
