Your Cheating Heart

Jezebel was the girl-friend  of married man, --"Shorty";

 Shorty - told Jez  that his wife, Mary  was an invalid.

After years Jez' curiosity got the best of her.  Jez went to Mary and Shorty's house.

  Mary met Jez at the door.  Mary was standing.  Jez said ' You're not an invalid!"

Mary said, "Who are you?"  Jez replies,  "I'm Shorty's girl-friend, Jez."

Mary was surprised but invited Jez in for coffee and a talk.   The girls talked.

 Shorty came home and walked in on them talking.  Shorty's wife asked Shorty,

"Well, who do you love?"

 Shorty - taken back replied,  "Well, I love you both."

 The two woman liked each other and became friends.

The wife and the girl-friend let Shorty continue the arrangement as before, and they all lived happily

 ever after.

(True story, from Marine City.    Names changed to protect all.)

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R. was a local "Rounder".  The local gossip was having coffee with R, and told him he was

looking great and had heard he was having an affair with J.   With a big broad grin he said,

"True."  The gossip said,  "I saw your wife the other day,--She never looked better."