If your wife doesn't cook or clean--

 "If your wife doesn't cook or clean--what would you do?"  (Apx. 1960's)

Elmer Blanck---"I would close the door softly behind me."

I think Elmer would say the same thing regarding Afghanistan.

Elmer worked in the iron ore mines in Ishpeming;  his wonderful wife, Winnie

kept a lovely home and was a great cook - baked bread and blue-

berry pie from wild blueberries that she had picked herself.  She was a kind heart.

(They were 2nd generation from Finland)  (Lived in the U.P.)