The Miss America contestants: 50 Smiling, voluptuous, beautiful, young woman--
burst through the curtains, masterfully walking tall in their stiletto heals-- radiant and
confident --Obviously no one had told them that women have the unfair responsibility of
raising the Children, Caring for the Old and the Sick, doing 95% of the house-work,
balancing the budget, all the while staying thin and cheerful/ taking care of their Husbands'
( or maybe a significant Other's) Ego,
and being forced by the Republican Congress to put up with a salary .23% less than a
man's salary for the same job!
I think the judges should be judging--instead of evening-wear, swimsuit, and answering one
question---
The Contestants should be judged on their Grade Point Average, Community Organizational
Experience, and Character References. (Slow dancing in heals- backwards,while smiling
and swooning will be counted for extra points by most of the judges.)
Ladies remember, - that life's problems come in many forms but if you listen to Suzy Orman's
advise and can figure out money you will be ahead of the game.
