The difference between an Irish wake and an Irish Wedding?
An Irish wake has one less drunk.
Mike's wife had died and he was at her funeral , crying and sobbing and carrying on something just awful;
Father O'Malley came up to Mike and put his arm around his shoulder and said,"There, there
Mike don't you be carrying on so, life will go on, you will fall in love again and probably even marry."
"But Father, what about tonight?"
My 1982 boy-friend told me that he gave me the best year of his life.
