Just because everyone is out to get you, doesn't mean you're paranoid.
The country is no longer divided by skin pigmentation; now it is divided by a sense of humor;
Everyone who thinks Jeff Foxworthy is funny is in one class and everyone who thinks "Boston Legal" is funny is in another class.
Presidential Election 2008: If you and Archie Bunker want to vote by color - it appears
that your choice will be "antique white" or "a perfect tan".
I over-heard, "The only way that she will win in court is if she marries the judge."
I think "marries" is a euphemism.
The young people and the intellectuals are going to get us out of this war--(they got us out of the last war) They are going to vote for Obama in a record breaking turn-out!
My favorite Mother's Day Card was "Mother I remember the first time I saw you---
You were out in the yard--- throwing rocks at the stork!"
Comedian to audience - "You're great! You are a fantastic bunch. Don't know anyone here.--
Your wonderful! --------I just came from a family reunion." (Loud Laughter!)
Abused Alert: If you or anyone you know is being abused: Mentally, physically, sexually,
thru bad food, or stealing $ or stuff ----call every agency in the phone book --( some are
better than others.)
According to Doris Buffet,- (Warren's Sister)-(The Sunshine Lady Foundation .org)--
Most inmates in jail have had a miserable childhood.
In jail, if the inmates don't get training 67% will return to jail;
and if they do get training less than 16% will be returned to jail!
